sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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tastefullyoffensive:

But first, let me take a sealfie. [x]





moonanimate:

Enjoy. :)

(edit) - Missing Credits: Chloe Buse, Diana D’Arcee

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floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

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